@Countless1000s was busy as my self doubt was met boldly. I had one challenge (C) tweet and a couple bonus (B) HKs. Behold!
1) Seventeen times three-sixty-five is six-two-oh-five. Not much.
2) Day two, man. Woke up totally worried that I’d forget to do this.
C) [CHALLENGE WORD: #Pterodactyl from @theSpoonAbides]
By the way, you guys, my ideal Pterodactyl would have machine guns.
3) That camo shirt isn’t hiding anything but a happy trail, slick.
4) “I’m Every Woman”: Great song, but never inclusive enough for me.
5) Figured out popcorn’s mass appeal: it’s the only food that explodes.
6) Whole Foods cakesmith explains Burning Man. A prophecy has been fulfilled.
7) Asia de Cuba yesterday; now i’m feeling Asia de Foopa.
8) #Justified Tonight! Oh, fuck yeah, motherfuckers! God, i’m excited.
9) Neighbor! Consistency admired, but please stop keying my car. Dick.
B) Saddest thing in the world: wacky inflatable tube man, set on low.
Send me your challenge words @Countless1000s and i’ll try to live up to the high, high standard i set with these gems.